December 2023 Newsletter
Dear Santa,
I’ve been really good all year.
Most of the time.
Once in a while.
Never mind I’ll buy my own present
I hope you all have a cracker! Peace love and kindness is the ultimate gift to self and others but if you’re on the hunt for something simple and handmade I’ve got a few Rimu foot-rollers and Kawakawa & Rosemary infused after-shower oils that I am happy to post your way.
I am available for sessions until midday December 23rd and back on deck Tuesday January 9th.
Thank you for your commitment and perseverance this year! I have enjoyed every moment of it and it is truly a privilege to do what I do and help you help yourself.
I asked ChatGPT to write a funny Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, yes, I actually did that and I suddenly felt my brain cells rapidly deteriorating.
So here goes, “May your Christmas sparkle brighter that the tinsel on the tree, your New Year be as lively as a confetti cannon and may your resolutions last longer than your holiday leftovers!”
Yours in Movement and Longevity,
Fem.
